Isla Obsidia

Raptor X Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:27 pm

Chapter 1: The Contest

The Exotic Safari Club was hosting its annual hunt. The allowed weapons were a BB gun with 20 BB's, a dart gun with 20 poison darts, and a 12 gauge with 8 bullets. Achmed, Peanut, Bubba J, Walter, and Jeff were entered as Team 5 out of 5. They got in a jeep and drove into the savvanah. "Welcome to the savvanah get your s*** and get out!" Walter said. " Walter, who are you talking to?" said Jeff. Bubba J said " Stop, I see a lion. I have an idea. Let me drive. Time to play Naskill!" He ran over the lion and saw some more. After doing the same with the rest, they collected their kill. Later, they won a trip to an unknown island. "Whoo!!!!" They all said.

Chapter 2: The Ship

"Wake up you dumb a**!" Walter told Jeff. "Walter what are you doing!?" Jeff said. "I'm waking your sorry a**! You snore too loud! I couldn't even sleep last night!" Walter said. The door swung open. "Hey Jeff, can I borrow your computer? Gee, thanks." said Peanut. "What are you going to on my computer?!" Jeff asked. "Well I'm going to Jeff fa fa Dunham .com.

Chapter 3 coming soon...