Everything I've learened from Jurassic Park

1. When you are offered to a park full of Dinosaurs thats not even open, say no.
2. When a Trex breaks from his cage, dont hide in a bathroom stall
3. Little fat kids are annoying.
4. Raptors are really Six Foot turkeys
5. Dont watch a stampede of Dinos from right in front of them.
6. Little Girls can beat out a whole Park system
7. Dont sjine lights into a dinosaurs eyes.
8. Dont stand still; He can still see you
9. Dr. Grant does not know a thing about a raptors claw placement
10. Chaos Theory is right.
11. Botonists can be sexy.
12. So can chaos thorists
13. An image from a sports illistrated swimsuit issue is an appropiate desktop wallpapaer for work.
14. You can talk to a recording.
15. He doesnt care if you dont have food, you are food.
16. Roll Up your windows.
17. InGen can build a helicopter right.
18. Muldoon sould've done some research on raptor attack behavior.
19. Triceratops dont eat west indian lilac.
20. Poop is as fun as mud.
21. That is one big pile of shit.
22. Kids can see invisible fleas.
23. Frogs can change sex in a single sex enviroment.
24. Life will find a way.
25. All Dinosaurs are female.
26. Shoot her, always.
27. Gennaro doesnt like vacations.
28. Little girls shouldnt wander beaches on unkown islands; there might be snakes.
29. Little girls hate prawns.
30. I hate prawns.
31. A Prawn is something rich british people eat.
32. Men are leenient and care free, just how we like it.
33. Women dont like kids wandering beaches and not eating prawns.
34. Compys like roast beef.
35. Compys like little girls.
36. Women scream at mauled corpes. (Whoose.)
37. Subway folk can't impersonate dinosaurs very well.
38. Roland beats people up when he's bored.
39. Ajay wears's colone.
40. Peter likes to camp in game trailes. And swamps, and rex nests...
41. John made a second Island.
42. Ian doesnt like it when his girlfriends go to dino islands.
43.
44. Cincos Murtas, Five deaths - He says...
45. Its okay to feel bad for spanish guys named enrique.
46. An extinct animal brought back to life has no rights.
47. Earth is always first.
48. Velociraptors can change from gray to orange in a snap.
49. Ajay didnt make it.
50. Mommy is very angry.
51. A Trex can kill everyone on a boat and leave no damge behind, at all...
52. Peter has a short memory of where he puts things on a boat.
53. David Koepp is one unlucky basterd.
54. Dogs shouldnt bark at Dinosaurs.
55. Benjamns parents forgot to turn off the downstairs light.
56. Its pronounced Ah-Dult.
57. Dont Para-Sail over an island full of dinosaurs.
58. Kids know karate.
59. Kids like going to islands full of dinosaurs to fend for themselves.
60. Cooper is a professional.
61. Dont give a pilot a phone right before he gets eaten.
62. Other wise you'll have to dig through shit.
63. Raptors can change into birds.
64. For a paleontologist, Billy doesn't know much about dinosaur species.
65. Parasaurs can turn from green to brown.
66. Someone who steals a raptor egg is as bad as someone who made the raptor.
67. Its a bird cage. No duh.
68. Pteranodons have teeth, despite the meaning of thier name...
69. You can survive bieng mauled by Ptersaurs.
70. Pterandons must have killed someone before for that sjull to be thier...
71. Raptors are friendly when you talk business.
72. That is a very bad idea.
73. Kids like barney.
74. Barney likes kids.
75. Pterosaurs migrate.

Yah so the last few are weak... But its all I learned.!!

Well,I learned somethings from the JP series:

1.Spinosaurus is the one who overthrew T-rex!(Wish they had a more scientifically accurate Spino/Trex battle with Spino winning.)
2.Compies are small and cute,but they are ferocious,deviant,meat-eaters!(not known if they pack)
3.Pteranodon is a single sex(female)species(no males appeared in JPIII,they are supposed to be black,not orange)
4.Velociraptors are smarter than whales,dolphins,and primates(Not!).
5.Velociraptor is found in America(but it is really Deinonychus who is found in America).
6.T-rex is very territorial(it rammed the jeep,trailer,and fought the Spinosaurus in the entire JP series just because it was very territorial!)
7.Pteranodons love to eat humans(the skull in the nest,but they ate mostly fish,not humans!Their claws were even useless to grab a human!)
8.Brachiosaurus can rear up(the way its humerus and ulna was positioned made it unable to,but Apatosaurus could rear up.)
9.Parasaur males change from brown to green or vice-versa to look sexy to a female (the males of TLW and JPIII were different colors)
10.T-rex loves to eat Parasaurs(The carcass the Rex was feeding on as seen in TLW and JPIII)

Lol, funny.

But in real life the Rex would of won.

In real life, they would've never met.

Clonehunter wrote:In real life, they would've never met.

Lol, yeah, different times, and different continents.

Well still...

OMG
60. Cooper is a professional.

Clonehunter wrote:60. Cooper is a professional.

He is?I can agree he is a professional of killing himself, and the others...

raptors rule wrote:

Clonehunter wrote:60. Cooper is a professional.

He is?I can agree he is a professional of killing himself, and the others...

yes is a good food for the Spinosaurus

lol Why else would i say it? :razz:

Clonehunter wrote:lol Why else would i say it? :razz:

Smiley fail.
Then why not say he is a professional at killing himself and other people?

For me,he is more of a professional at knocking people on the head unconscious,and getting himself bitten and crushed by the Spinosaurus.
Anyway,are we supposed to discuss Cooper here? Because I thought that this is an "all I learned from jurassic park" topic.

It is about the topic, I was just saying what he is a pro at.Which he is a pro at killing other people cause getting infront of the plane was a bad idea, if it never happened he would be the only one to die...Thats all.But thats one thing I have learned.

Thanks for the welcome guys

One thing I have learned:
Never drive a jeep into a dinosaur infested park without any weapons during a monsoon.

"Don't forget to always be careful with your dino enclosures if you are hiring a devious, security debugger like Nedry!" He got spat by that dilopho juvenile,hehe. He deserves it.

ROFL, wow, I love those! Did you actually write those all?!

Who are you talking to? Me? because it was Clonehunter who made this topic?

I wasn't about to quote that whole post, so I just commented..... -_-

Gopher wrote:ROFL, wow, I love those! Did you actually write those all?!

If you are speaking to me, then yes I did make up each one. I got the inspiration from this :
http://forums.ikbrclan.com/

Under general discussion, everything I've learned from Star wars (That is 3x as long though...)

Too lazy to join....

Arn't all gophers?

Yah... Um... Right...