Epic Quotes

Really RR? *sigh*

"The bloodiest wars in history involved buttercups, AND HIPPIES!!!!!!!"
Richard Nixon, Nazi Zombies

“Risking your life and doing something that could rob you of your life are exact opposites.” - L, Death Note

"No matter what the world, the god of that world creates the rules. In truth, you have been defeated by the rules I created. And as punishment for defying the God of the new world, you will die …"-Light Yagami, Death Note

"Peter, if you want me to run your little camping trip, there are two conditions: first, I'm in charge, and when I'm not around, Dieter is. All you have to do is sign the checks, tell us we're doing a good job, and open your case of scotch when we have a good day. Second condition: my fee? You can keep it. All I want in return for my services is the right to hunt one of the tyrannosaurs. A male, a buck only. How and when is my business. Now if you don't like either of those conditions, you're on your own. So go ahead, set up base camp right here, or in a swamp, or in the middle of a Rex nest for all I care. But I've been on too many safaris with rich dentists to listen to any more suicidal ideas, OK?"
"You're coming up on a...[flips through his dinosaur guide] A Pachy... a pachy... oh, hell. Uh, the fathead with the bald spot. Friar Tuck! " -Roland Tembo, The Lost World: Jurassic Park

"So I can shoot him IN THE BACK!!! Because that's how it's done...IN THE BACK!!!"-Richard Hammond, Top Gear

Coyotefang wrote:Lemme fix this
Darwin, was a nut.
Spinosaurus was fiercer.
Your grammar is horrid.

Sorry, but this site is gold.

wha?
I hope you realize "horrid" is a word...

It's not the word, it's where the sentence was found.
N-gga I ben known dat howid was a friggin' wird, i'm a sophomore, not an idiot sophomore

Andrew wrote:

Coyotefang wrote:Lemme fix this
Darwin, was a nut.
Spinosaurus was fiercer.
Your grammar is horrid.

Sorry, but this site is gold.

Godamnit!!

"Godamnit!!"

Mwahahahahahaha!

Where is this going...?

Somewhere it doesn't need to be going?

Apparently so. As it says in your profile (location field) , we can assume the location of these quotes to be going "nowhere."

Well, it's in Coffee Talk, so just keep 'em quotes coming. And CF, this doesn't count as a quote. Well, I suppose there's no stopping you anyway...

" Well, I suppose there's no stopping you anyway..."
Was there ever?

Coyotefang wrote:" Well, I suppose there's no stopping you anyway..."
Was there ever?

^There are times that I believe that this one is a carbon copy of me.

Which is something I highly approve of, as the world could use more of my perfection.


“The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church”-Ferdinand Magellan

“I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.”-Galileo Galilei

"The perfect blossom is a rare thing. You could spend your life looking for one, and it would not be a wasted life."-Katsumoto, The Last Samurai

"People can die from being gazed at. There has to be at least a 0.0000000000000000675% chance that someone could die from being cursed or via insight, or something like that."-Heiwajima Shizuo, Durarara

cunfuzzed wrote:

Coyotefang wrote:" Well, I suppose there's no stopping you anyway..."
Was there ever?

^There are times that I believe that this one is a carbon copy of me.

Which is something I highly approve of, as the world could use more of my perfection.

Heck yeah.

Jenny: "I have faith, and faith can move mountains"
John: "You're trying to move a mountain?"

~Red Dead Redemption



"Some trees flourish, others die. Some cattle grow strong, others are taken by wolves. Some men are born rich enough and dumb enough to enjoy their lives. Ain't nothing fair."

~John Marston, Red Dead Redemption


Terry: No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you.
Allen: OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.
Terry: How you gonna do that?
Allen: We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned.
[pause]
Allen: Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope.

~The Other Guys

"GET TO THE CHOPPA!!"

~Arnold Swargenegger, Predator


"Bless your face. If you sneezed during this video, bless you. Peace off. DA DA DO DO DO DO DO DO DO SUBSCRIBE!!!"

~Tobuscus (Toby Turner), Youtube star


"YEA! GET SOME!"

~Door Gunner/Robot Driver from Avatar

"You think I'm scared?"
"If you hurt my son one more time you wont be going to jail *takes out bat*, I am."
-Everybody hate Chris

"Who, Is, DEADLIEST!"
-Dealiest Warrior narrator.

Alright, it's an old topic, but that quote makes up for everything.