funny thing at school

Guest Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:56 pm

Me and my friend were talking when we notic a big dino nerd is nearby and I get the Idea to mess with him.
Me:hey you know what I would like to go to the jurassic and round up a tribe of cavemen and ride me a t-rex
nerd: T-REX DIDNT LIVE IN THE JURASSIC AND PEOPLE DIDNT EATHER
Me: yes they did and stegosaurus was the top pradator there.
nerd:STAGOSAURUS WAS A PLANT-EATER AND COULDENt HUNT
me:oh yeah I forgot about those vicious stegos, I dont wanna get eaten by one of those so i'll un to a cliff nd disract him with a big mac and throw it off the side...stupid peanut brains.
nerd:WALNUT BRAINS NOT PEANUT
friend:who cares ...
me: is hat a dinoaur book you're reading?
nerd:eah so
me:wow...
friend:*facepalm*...hay look the stegosaur n the cover is eating the allosaurus
nerd:NO HES NOT ITS VICE-VERCA
friend:what dinosaur is vice verca?
me:Idanow
frend:look at the picture the tego is killing he allo
nerd:WITH HIS SPIKES
friend:NO THOSE ARE TEATH
nerd:what is WRONG with you two?
me:STEGO SCARE ME
Friend:I'm in the 9h grade so im smarter(in stupid voice )
Teacher:whats going on here?
me:NOFIN
Me &friend:*gone
I had a similar hedgeogs are blue "argument" with this nerd.

Clonehunter Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:37 pm

I wanna hear the Hedghog argument Razz

And if he was a real nerd, then he should know that... Nevermind, I'll get criticized by every athiest and evolutionist here so I wont say what I was going to, but.... Hedgehogs are blue actually.

Guest Tue Feb 02, 2010 11:21 pm

OK sure then
Me and another friend decide to go up to this nerd during passing time and then
Me: Hey what would win in a fight a t-rex or a blue hedgehog
nerd:T-rex blue hedgehogs dont exist
Me:yes they do
friend: yeah I saw one the other day
nerd: hedgehogs arent blue and tthey don't live in minasota
Me:Oh yeah? I swear i saw one while playing a video game the other day
nerd: No you didnt now STOP LYING
Me: You talk like a 2nd grader *drunken laugh*
nerd:No I do NOT
friend:from where im standin ya do
me: See that only proves us right
nerd: I only settle for hard scientific proof
Friend: I have proof...
nerd:Show me
Friend: I want a cookie
nerd:THATS NOT PROOF AND IT DOSENT MAKE AN SENCE
Me:We make no sence? you belive in motherfricking santaclaus in the 7th grade
nerd:so
me: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

nerd:whats so funny?
me: nofin, now... prove to me hedgehogs are not blue
nerd: I don't know how to but I am right.
me:rove it
nerd:I JUSTSAID I DONT KNOW HOW
me:prove ya don't know how
nerd: Mad

friend: yu should do more reaserch, hedge hogs are blue
nerd:*calls teacher
Teacher: yes?
friend: He dosent believe us when we say hedgehos are blue
Nerd: THEY ARE NOT!!!!1111
me:(in deepend voice) yes thhey are
teacher: well actually Sonic the hedgehog is blue...
nerd:...
me and friend: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

**Andrew** Tue Feb 02, 2010 11:27 pm

Clonehunter wrote:I wanna hear the Hedghog argument

And if he was a real nerd, then he should know that... Nevermind, I'll get criticized by every athiest and evolutionist here so I wont say what I was going to, but.... Hedgehogs are blue actually.

Yes. The fellow sonic. And they guy in imagination land. Wait that was sonic too.

procompsognathus101 Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:45 pm

Are you trying to joke him? Because everything he is saying is true you know.But this was very hilarious.. Very Happy

**Raging Raptor** Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:08 pm

Coyotefang wrote:Me and my friend were talking when we notic a big dino nerd is nearby and I get the Idea to mess with him.
Me:hey you know what I would like to go to the jurassic and round up a tribe of cavemen and ride me a t-rex
nerd: T-REX DIDNT LIVE IN THE JURASSIC AND PEOPLE DIDNT EATHER
Me: yes they did and stegosaurus was the top pradator there.
nerd:STAGOSAURUS WAS A PLANT-EATER AND COULDENt HUNT
me:oh yeah I forgot about those vicious stegos, I dont wanna get eaten by one of those so i'll un to a cliff nd disract him with a big mac and throw it off the side...stupid peanut brains.
nerd:WALNUT BRAINS NOT PEANUT
friend:who cares ...
me: is hat a dinoaur book you're reading?
nerd:eah so
me:wow...
friend:*facepalm*...hay look the stegosaur n the cover is eating the allosaurus
nerd:NO HES NOT ITS VICE-VERCA
friend:what dinosaur is vice verca?
me:Idanow
frend:look at the picture the tego is killing he allo
nerd:WITH HIS SPIKES
friend:NO THOSE ARE TEATH
nerd:what is WRONG with you two?
me:STEGO SCARE ME
Friend:I'm in the 9h grade so im smarter(in stupid voice )
Teacher:whats going on here?
me:NOFIN
Me &friend:*gone
I had a similar hedgeogs are blue "argument" with this nerd.

Did your "T" and "S" keys decide to take turns not working? Cause that was a pain to read, being I had to guess what 60% of it says. Plus, this doesn't even deserve its own topic to begin with, unless you intended for everyone to share their stories of funny convos and situations.

At any rate, this is quite amusing, considering the dino nerd didn't realize you where screwing with him. Very Happy

**Andrew** Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:30 pm

Yes, start another debate about something, it will be funny.

Clonehunter Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:45 pm

I never saw Sonic in Imagineation land. Question

Guest Sun Feb 07, 2010 8:28 pm

Raging Raptor wrote:
Coyotefang wrote:Me and my friend were talking when we notic a big dino nerd is nearby and I get the Idea to mess with him.
Me:hey you know what I would like to go to the jurassic and round up a tribe of cavemen and ride me a t-rex
nerd: T-REX DIDNT LIVE IN THE JURASSIC AND PEOPLE DIDNT EATHER
Me: yes they did and stegosaurus was the top pradator there.
nerd:STAGOSAURUS WAS A PLANT-EATER AND COULDENt HUNT
me:oh yeah I forgot about those vicious stegos, I dont wanna get eaten by one of those so i'll un to a cliff nd disract him with a big mac and throw it off the side...stupid peanut brains.
nerd:WALNUT BRAINS NOT PEANUT
friend:who cares ...
me: is hat a dinoaur book you're reading?
nerd:eah so
me:wow...
friend:*facepalm*...hay look the stegosaur n the cover is eating the allosaurus
nerd:NO HES NOT ITS VICE-VERCA
friend:what dinosaur is vice verca?
me:Idanow
frend:look at the picture the tego is killing he allo
nerd:WITH HIS SPIKES
friend:NO THOSE ARE TEATH
nerd:what is WRONG with you two?
me:STEGO SCARE ME
Friend:I'm in the 9h grade so im smarter(in stupid voice )
Teacher:whats going on here?
me:NOFIN
Me &friend:*gone
I had a similar hedgeogs are blue "argument" with this nerd.
Did your "T" and "S" keys decide to take turns not working? Cause that was a pain to read, being I had to guess what 60% of it says. Plus, this doesn't even deserve its own topic to begin with, unless you intended for everyone to share their stories of funny convos and situations.

At any rate, this is quite amusing, considering the dino nerd didn't realize you where screwing with him.

No I tried to play halo and type at the same time.Sure you guys can tell your funny stories. Oh and we argued aboutwhat his name is after ne of of my classes.
I am walking to my next class when I see one of my friends is seen messing with him
Me: watcha talking about?
Friend:Devin is my pal.
nerd: My name is MITCHEL
me:Devin?
nerd: no
me:Devin it is
nerd: I SAID MITCHEL
me: prove it
nerd: *shows me his I.D
me: Deeeviin
nerd:It's MITCHEL
me: Hay do you ever wonder what plant t-rex ate?
friend:Gee I don't know
nerd: HEY
me:what Devin
nerd: MY NAME IS MITCHEL ANND T-REX WAS A MEAT EATER
me:OH MY LORD
nerd:what?
me: the ceiling has gulible written on it!
nerd:*looks up*....HEY
Everyone listening: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

nerd:pushes me and storms off
me:Thats right Dev push the black guy!What did I ever do to you?
Me:how are you and his sister(Devin) still friends if you bully him
friend:She gave me permission
I can't believe I didn't realize this, but my friend's a hall moniter, and another guy I know is a hall moniter but got in trouble for doing something similar to this kid.

Clonehunter Sun Feb 07, 2010 8:34 pm

For a nerd, he really isnt all that smart is he to know when your messing with him is he?

Guest Sun Feb 07, 2010 8:45 pm

Clonehunter wrote:For a nerd, he really isnt all that smart is he to know when your messing with him is he?

Yeah, its surprising that there is two people in my school that act like this.

**Andrew** Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:06 pm

I find it amusing ,though if I were him I would use a a weakness of yours and use it against you. Because I would know when your joking, and I love to joke back. Smile

Guest Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:35 pm

Did it again today.
nerd:do you think spiders inschool is unexpected
Me:...spiders are exinct
nerd:no the only spider i know thats extinct i the sizeof my dad's head and it's called-
Me: The common house fly
nerd:No it's called melethelay
Me it diedof measles and killed cave people in the jurassic
nerd: IT WAS THE PERMIAN ERA
Me:then why is it called the cmmon house fly if it lived then?
nerd: IT WAS CALLED
Me: a plant
nerd: do you ever take anything seriously?
Me: yes, just not you
nerd:why
Me: Cuz you're always wrong
nerd:NO I AM NOT YOU ARE
Me: You...are...wong
nerd:the only spider extinct is
Me: all of them and thhey were plants
nerd:*leaves

procompsognathus101 Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:52 pm

Well,this time he was wrong,the spiders that became extinct was the mesothelae and the megarachne,they became extinct during the end of the carboniferous period,but I know better than to talk about it here.

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